i’ve done it i’ve found the best story in the entire first blowjob tag
people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused
son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke
Benedict Cumberbatch in Star Wars “won’t happen, sadly,” he told a con audience in Australia. Color me shocked.
Or not so sadly, if you ask me.
But I thought he already was in Star Wars.
you’re being ignorant
THIS is cumberbumber in star wars
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
This makes me laugh EVERY FUCKING TIME I SEE IT!!
OMG now I’m worried I broke a rib….laughing so hard
This has made my night. thank you. :D
polyamory exists it’s not cheating on people it’s a consent to multiple people in a relationship thank u
With ‘consent’ being the key word.
You are not polyamorous if any party isn’t aware that there are more involved; you are just an asshole.
tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.